Top 10 New Year's Resolutions

My New Year's resolutions for 2008:1. I will vote for the first presidential candidate who can complete a sentence without mentioning god.2. I will strike dead anyone in my employ using any of the following words: engagement, branding, aspirational, counterintuitive, webinar, or quirky.3. I will stop sending those pictures to Katie Couric.4. I will buy a new Samsung TV because it is the official