Senin, 03 Januari 2011

My Top 10 New Year's Resolutions

Here are my New Years resolutions for 2011:
1. I will not slow-dance with Eliot Spitzer 2. I will answer the telephone in French  3. I will not pick up my dog's poop unless he picks up mine 4. I will take at least 3 showers this year in a suit5. I will actively work for the deportation of digital natives 6. When they ask for my order at the drive-thru window, I will use my super- funny yodeling

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