I Got Your Stimulus Package Right Here

One of the strange things about being the head of an ad agency is that people think you know stuff.It's not unusual for clients to ask me what I think about the economy or when I think the recession will end. Asking a copywriter about economics is like asking a cat about chemistry.Nonetheless, when asked, I have to answer. So here's what my answers have been.1. This "recession" is not a recession