Lock Them In A Closet

Last week I dropped my daughter (The Only Person I Really Like) at college.I highly recommend postponing this activity as long as possible. When you show up on campus, every kid but yours looks like one of the following:a drug addicta date rapista serial killera tattooed maniaca home-schooled, God-bothering zomboida pierced and punctured Starbuckistaan incipient booze hounda laundry-wearing