Symptoms May Include

Dry mouthNauseaSudden and inexplicable death Dancing ahead of the beatCalling everyone "Billy"Fond memories of ParisBunting with men in scoring positionAsking your dentist for a dateHankering for kosher picklesNaive faith in golf tipsShaving one side onlyBeing nice to FrenchmenAbility to see magnetic wavesPutting both socks on one footCompulsion to sign non-compete agreementsQuestioning the rules