How To Annoy 40,000 People

I am a sports fan and a patriot. I go to lots of games. But if I have to sit through one more excruciating interpretation of The Star Spangled Banner I may never go back.If you are ever asked to sing the national anthem at a ballgame please follow these guidelines:Sing the melody. Songs have melodies for a reason. Your improvisations are not improvements. Trust me on this.Don't gargle. This