Hey, It Could Happen

The World Health Organization said today that 2 billion people could get the swine flu.Here are some other things that could happen:Chickens could learn how to yodelCool Ranch Doritos could be dried-up aliens from another galaxyWolf Blitzer could dance the tango nakedAutomobiles could run on pretzelsThe World Health Organization could be clueless hysterical bureaucrats who don't know when to shut